Happy Lock-down Day 40? OMG! It’s been way, way too long. Almost 5 years ago, today, I stopped doing something I really enjoyed. Having hair. Just kidding! I’m doing well and hope you are too. I guess life got in the way. What long strange trip it’s been! I didn’t …
Happy Lock-down Day 40! I don’t know why it’s taken me so long to return. I didn’t go anywhere. Life got in the way. I didn’t realize going to Costco would be such an ordeal. I didn’t have a mask. They didn’t want to let me in so… I pulled …
Hey, hey, hey!! Happy New Year, etc. It’s been way, way to long since my last post. When is fuct a good thing? When you’re on the dick end of the equation. Definitely. Oh man, you’re fuct” WTF? All these and many more indicate something gone wrong. These are not …
Hey!! I am a technological cave woman. Why is caveman a word but cavewoman isn’t? Last month after almost 6 months of not writing anything for this blog, I decided April would be the perfect month for this fool to get back on the horse and post something. It was …
Fools in Love, I’m a fool for you. A fool and his money etc. Fool me once. So many fools, so little time.The time is now April Fools to applaud your silliness, your crazy antics, your errant ways that make us laugh. There’s a fool in the white house and …
Does it matter who said we had the guest house “all day”? No. But when we found out check out was at 10 and our flight 10 hours later, my man scrambled into action and found us an earlier flight within minutes. We barely had time to say our goodbyes …
I’ve got friends I’ve had since before I had boobs or pubic hair or cancer. I only see them at reunions, funerals and Facebook and that’s ok because at least I know where to find them. And they’re so great for a “like” or a “poke” or a posted bit …
I appreciate what I pay for. If I want it. If I can afford it. I buy it! Simple, right? Have I mentioned my new motorcycle? I call him Tweety. I haven’t been this excited about something warm and vibrating between my legs since…well, EVER! I have insurance because I …
Just about one year ago I was beginning my second round of chemo and my 5th week of radiation. My ass resembled a female baboon in heat (I’ve got pictures) and believe you me sex was the farthest thing from my mind (although the post about dildos is one of …
They say you waste up to 3 years of your life waiting in line. I don’t mind waiting…much, because I rarely do it. I admit to cutting in line at certain venues, right to the front too, knowing not one person would say anything. Well, not one white person anyway. …
